Serious Injury Journal (These Are Not Real Events)
Serious Injury Journal
January 15, 2004.
I am in the hospital. This freak keeps coming in and out of the room. His goggles are sooooo 1970! Well, it’s too bad that I’m here. You want to know why? Huh? Do ya? Okay.
Well, I was making cookies for my angry little sister (who was mad because… okay that’s another story) and she demanded chocolate chip cookies. Well, my older brother (who has been arrested many times, but you don’t need to know that) came into the house because he ran away from jail and shoved me in the freezer for no good reason.
I must stop writing.
I am cold.
Too cold…
Okay. I have regained my strength to continue my tragic story.
Well, my sister called the ambulance and didn’t think to get me out of the freezer! I am glad for the ambulance though. Real glad.
Oh yes, and my brother is back in jail. I think they need to put him in solitary confinement.
April 1, 2006.
I have been taken away by the poison control people. Yes, poison control. My older brother has escaped from jail again (I am guessing they didn’t put him in solitary confinement…) although he did not cause this tragic accident. My mom has this special shelf of toxic cleaners, and my sister was looking for the best April fool’s joke ever. I just know she looked there.
My little sister always puts my cereal and grape juice on the table in the morning and I’m guessing she used the toxic carpet cleaner.
The poison control person keeps peering over at me to see if I am okay.
Geez! I’m okay! Gosh, I wasn’t that poisoned…
Okay maybe I was.
Now my sister is in jail too.
(This story was based on this picture: My View by Heather)
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Your sister is in jail… why? Your brother is in jail… why? How did you get poisoned. Please respond on my blog…
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Marnie
April 27th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
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May 5th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Hi Haley! I LOVE this post. Your personality really shines through! I especially like the title. By the way, if that person needs to be in solitary confinment, doesn’t this mean we should be in a nut house??!!! (he he) Anyway, You did a wonderful job on this hilarious post!
-Sophie
May 5th, 2009 at 8:10 am
THAT picture is SO FREAKY!! His goggles look really weird, and he looks like some kind of psychotic doctor!
May 5th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Hi Haley! I really like this post! Your crazyness really shines through in this and I agree with soph. If they should be in solitary confinement then why aren’t we in a nut house? oh and thanks for the comment. It did suck that you weren’t there I was lying on nani’s stomach and i could here her digest.
May 6th, 2009 at 9:13 am
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May 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am
WOW! YIKES! UMMMM….interesting…I think….The story moves fast, makes me want to read more. Crazy imagination!
August 6th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
WOW.. yikes ummmmmm… this post is really interesting and i think that it moves really fast. i would like to read more and you have a very good imagination. Ashlie